Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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