I wanna passion pit in your ass
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Farmville is her only friend.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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