No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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