Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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