Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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