office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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