I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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