I can't watch pbs sober anymore
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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