She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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