I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just want to make out with him forever
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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