I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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