I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Dear god my vagina.
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