you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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