carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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