I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
