Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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