Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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