I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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