I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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