yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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