Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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