well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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