I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I would ride that face into the sunset
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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