dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
