Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize