Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Mom said you looked used
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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