Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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