Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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