I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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