your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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