hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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