Plan B is the new Plan A
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
