I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
