question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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