Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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