it wasn't lemon gatorade
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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