dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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