he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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