did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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