This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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