That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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