i will never coherently bang her
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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