Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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