I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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