used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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