Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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