doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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