Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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