There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I am naked and annoyed.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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