Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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