I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
