You're so nebulous sometimes
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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