I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Even my vagina gasped.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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