I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You coming home soon, man?
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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