...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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