its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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