bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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