Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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