Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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